"Don't You Want Grandkids?" "Well, If I Did I Would Just Scrape All Of Your Previous Mishaps Into A Pile And Knit A Onesie For It."

What better way to usher in Snowmageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo on the East Coast than with an Archer mini-marathon? Celebrate this week's renewal of THE FUNNIEST GODDAMN SHOW ON TV with a two-hour, four-episode block on FX starting tonight at 10. Featuring "Diversity Hire," "Honeypot," "Mole Hunt," and "Training Day," this is the perfect time to catch up on what you've been missing. As a bonus, watch to find out what the following lines mean:


"Seriously, Lana. Call Kenny Loggins cuz you're in the Danger Zone. From Top Gun?"
"This one actually seems kinda gay." "Maybe that's because our penises are touching."
"She says she can't go to the hospital because she's, quote, 'tripping balls.'"
"Seriously. That's like, eggs 101, Woodhouse."
"Ohmigod. You, like, sneeze glitter."
"Immigrants! That's all they do, you know. Just driving around listening to the raps and shooting all the jobs."
"Sorry. Let's just call it what it is. Food rapist."


Seriously. Just watch it. I've also embedded the latest episode posted to Hulu, "Diversity Hire," below for your convenience. Don't say we never did anything for you.